Did You Hear
Story★★★★A farmer went to the country café for dinner and proceeded to tell the waitress, his old friend Katie, all the local gossip. Thrilled to hear so much news, Katie begged him to tell her more.
“I can’t,” the farmer replied. “I already told you more than I heard.”
Kristie Holsey, Altoona, Pennsylvania, Country, June-July 2009, 56.
The point
A farmer shares local gossip with a waitress until he realizes he has told her more than he originally heard.
