Definitions
Illustration★★★Adult: a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in
the middle.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are
dead.
Depression: Anger without enthusiasm.
Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
Found in Hot Sermon Illustrations, Tony Llewellyn · page 36
The point
A collection of humorous, satirical definitions that poke fun at human nature and societal conditions.
Audience
Adults
Tone
Humorous · Satirical
To tell aloud
under a minute · 95 words
Subjects