An old lady from Missouri was being taken by a guide through Hawthorne’s House of Seven Gables in Salem, Mass. She whispered to the guide, “Can you tell me if any members of the Gable family are still living?”
A tourist mistakes the fictional House of Seven Gables for a real family home and asks if any Gables are still living.
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