A man in Longmont, Colorado, after drinking a few beers, decided to break into a store. He was trying to pry open the front door with a crowbar when he noticed that there were people inside staring at him. The store was still open.
A drunk man attempts to break into a store with a crowbar but fails to notice it is still open with people inside.
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