Give or Take

Illustration★★★★

The collector approached a parishioner and held out the
box.
“I never give to missions,” whispered the parishioner.
“Then take something out of the box, sir,” whispered the
collector; “the money is for the ’eathen.”

The point

A collection official cleverly responds to a parishioner's refusal to give to missions, quipping that if he won't give, he should 'take something out—the money is for the heathen,' turning stinginess into generosity through humorous conviction.

Scripture
Audience
Adults
Tone
Humorous · Convicting
To tell aloud
under a minute · 35 words

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