Both Days

Story★★★★★

The following conversation was heard between an old farmer in the country and the new parson. “Do you belong to the Christian family?” asked the minister. “No, they live two farms down,” replied the farmer. “No, no, I mean are you lost?” “Lost? Why, I’ve lived here thirty years.” “I mean are you ready for the Judgment Day?” “When is it?” asked the farmer. “Well, it could be today or tomorrow.” “Well,” said the farmer, “when you fi nd out for sure when it is, you let me know. My wife will probably want to go both days.”

The point

The following conversation was heard between an old farmer in the country and the new parson. "Do you belong to the Christian family?" asked the minister.

Audience
Adults
To tell aloud
under a minute · 98 words

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