When asked the reason that his wife had left him, the man replied that “she said she was leaving because I didn’t listen to her. At least, I think that’s what she said. I’m not sure.”
A man jokes that his wife left him because he doesn't listen—ironic since he doubts he even heard her reason correctly.
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