Two Faints on the Bus
IllustrationStory★★★★A MAN got on the bus one day, found a seat, and sat down.
On the next stop, a lady got on and had to stand up because
there were no seats. The man who had boarded the bus earlier
stood up to give her his seat as he was taught to do as a boy.
When the lady sat down, she fainted because she was so
astonished that someone would offer his seat to her.
When she came to, she thanked the man. Then he fainted
out of shock that somebody would be that grateful.
The point
A man offers his bus seat, shocking a woman into fainting; she thanks him, and he faints from shock at her gratitude.
